This is Jay Jacobson's home page. Here you will find various stuff about me and things I find interesting.
You can contact me via email at jay (at) kinetic (dot) org.
About Me and My Work
Current Projects and Affiliations
- Overci -
It all starts here...
- Scanist -
Free Network Security Scans
- SneakWorks -
(Coming Soon) Ssshhh... Is the suspense killing you?!?
- CTAN -
Central Texas Angel Network
Previous Projects
- Edgeos (now Perimeter eSecurity) - Vulnerability Assessment and Information Security (Founder, CEO)
- Opnix -
Internet Routing Intelligence Technologies (Founder, CEO, CTO)
- Internet Traffic Report -
The Internet Traffic Report (CEO, CTO)
- MirrorDot -
Solving the SlashDot Effect (Founder)
- Wired Global Communications (now C2I2) -
ISP and Network Engineering Consulting Firm (Founder, CEO)
- GoodNet (now WinStar) -
ISP and National Internet Backbone Carrier (Director, ISP Engineering)
- GeekJobs -
Employment tips, tricks, ideas, and leads for geeks (Founder)
- Technology Officers' Association -
(Founder, Chairman)
- XUsers - The OS X Users Group (Founder, Chairman)
- Arizona State University -
(Board of Directors, New Economy Council)
- Maricopa County Colleges -
(Adjunct Professor)
- Tech Oasis Alliance -
(Chairman, Telecommunications Council)
- DeVry University -
(Technology Advisor and Strategic Advisory Board Member)
- CD^3 -
The First Portable MP3 Player (my college senior project)
Select Things I Wrote
Various Stuff
- Sudo Sandwich -
Is this how a geek wears the pants in a relationship?
- The Tenth Dimension -
An interesting explanation of multidimensional theories including time, space, and string theory.
- Screaming Green Beans -
Some times I get the biggest laugh out of silly things (a HUGE billboard in Oakland).
- Blue Balls -
Finally an interesting and fun use of animated GIFs!
- Another Optical Illusion -
Another very cool optical illusion with dots moving around a circle.
- Fortune Cookie Philosophy -
I got this in a fortune cookie. I am not sure what it means, but I think it holds the answers to
the universe.
- Alcohol Comedy by Jim Brewer -
Alcohol at a party. Damn this is funny.
- Fish Heads by Barnes and Barnes -
It was really tough to dig this one up, but it is a classic.
- Optical Illusion - Very cool optical illusion.
- LED Porn - Some folks have too much free time. :) I have used a lot
of electronics parts in my time, but I never saw any like this...
- Ron White Comedy Bit -
This is an MP3 of comedian Ron White doing a bit called Tater Salad. Seriously funny stuff.
- Teramac - The Junkyard Powerhouse
- BogoMips - The Quintessential Linux Benchmark
- Fry, OD and Drug - A "Fry's Food and Drug" grocery store sign that coincidentally had some interesting letters burn-out.
- Stupid Sprint
spam opt-out web page asking you to opt-in at the same time. Some companies just do not "get it."
- Quote from Tara Phillips: "Some people are like Slinkies. Their
only purpose is to put a bright smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."
- Blood Moon - I took this (poor quality) picture on August 28, 2007. During a lunar eclipse, the moon turned dark blood-red for over an hour. Amazing!
- Hot Water Heater - Um, remind me again, what is the purpose of heating water that is already hot?
- What?!? Nodoby ever told me there are cookies available!
- Do you believe in fate?
- Apparently now God accepts credit cards. Something just does not seem right about that.
- A great reference chart to hang in your time machine. This is going to come in handy!